Andy Samberg: Remember the time in 5th grade when you accidentally said, “I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look in the mirror, I throw up” and Ilan and I laughed so hard?Chelsea Peretti: Yes. I was trying to flip it and be like, “When you look in the mirror you throw up,” but I failed really bad. That’s the day I learned to always draw within the lines and think inside the box.
We’re flesh and bone when we’re alone
But together, forever, we’ll live.
Sunday means brunch time with crepes! We just adore the way Happyolks makes them.
There were some buildings… There were these really tall buildings, and they could walk. Then there were some vampires. And one of the vampires bit the tallest building, and his fangs broke off. Then all his other teeth fell out. Then he started crying. And then, all the other vampires said, “Why are you crying? Weren’t those just your baby teeth?” And he said, “No. Those were my grown-up teeth.” And the vampires knew he couldn’t be a vampire anymore, so they left him. The end.
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Mark this date as the day I started to build my reign. A crown will not be necessary, they will know who rules the world.
I’m dying and laughing I’M SO SORRY I’LL MAKE SURE TO TAG EVERYTHING
Nah, don’t sweat it Jo. It’s not like I hate it is just not my cup of sweet tea.
was it allinski?
I ususally don’t say what I have blacklisted but I like you kiddo and also you know it cause you reblogged it
I just saw a ship and literally screamed NO NO NO! while I was blacklisting it.